I am a sad girl these day’s you know. I think my boyfriend and I broke up. Because I keep crying all the time, Jeff ordered me to do other stuff. To distract my mind. So what did I do since this very bad boyfriend and me broke up a week ago? I wrote a book, made 5999 pancakes, went horseriding and learned to cook. That’s a joke, of course I can cook! You know, there’s now point in missing a man, there’s work that needs to be done. Do you want me to explain the Belgian gouvernemental system? No no no, you don’t!
These days I live in Jef’s caravan. He’s supposed to be my English teachter but he’s entirelly preoccupied with the dancing class he’s taking now. So I am alone. No boyfriend, no teacher. Tomorrow I’m going to buy a cat, okay?
